chick publications... who knew?

hey everyone! did you know that if you tell your kids about the tooth fairy, they'll end up being serial killers and put to death in prison?!? um, right.



that's what chick publications has to say in their completely unbiased, unoffensive latest comic strip! this is so many shades of wrong that i don't know where to begin...



i'll let you all read for yourselves... and then, chick gives you links and helpful tips on ways to witness to all of us poor bastards unenlightened by its extremely intelligent and well-informed staff. i mean, there's a drop down menu at the side of the page that promises to tell you how to meet jesus or "how to witness" on holidays (they tell you just how not to miss the great opportunity that halloween provides), on vacation (for a thrill!), or even while shopping.

**note the lovely pictures that accompany each "witnessing opportunity" ~ classic.

damn, i'd love to have some wide-eyed crazy try to come up and 'witness' to me, lol...



thanks megan, for sending me the link to chick and making my eyes bug out of my head so much i had to post twice today. (and leave it to some uber-right christians to have a website named chick.)